What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

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What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

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Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

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What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

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What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*