What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

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Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

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Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

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What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

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What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*