What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

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How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

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Why was the archeologist depressed?

because his career was in ruins

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

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What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan