Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.

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Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

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What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

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Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

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Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.