Because the subject is still to immature.
The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.
Seize their memes of production.
Because she was too ahoof.
Ooops... wrong sub.
A: They're doing research on black holes.
This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.
9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.