Because the subject is still to immature.
You build a wall.
Santa stops at three hoes.
Fel-osophy
Ooops... wrong sub.
This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.
Wookiepedia
To get it pier reviewed.