How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

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Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

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What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr