How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

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What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

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How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

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Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!