How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

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Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

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Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex