Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop

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What do you call it when a cat stops?

A: A paws!

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

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What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

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Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.