Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop

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Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

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Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .