Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop

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You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

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You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

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Because they finish each other's sentences

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!