Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop

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Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...

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What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man .

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.