Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop

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Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read?

Too many colons.

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What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.