Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop

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What Is Bluetooth ?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

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Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.