Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Electric Chair Jokes More Electric Chair Jokes

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

he was a bad conductor.

Bad Conductor Jokes More Bad Conductor Jokes

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

he was a bad conductor.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .