Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Electric Chair Jokes More Electric Chair Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

Bad Conductor Jokes More Bad Conductor Jokes

Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

he was a bad conductor.

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.