Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Electric Chair Jokes More Electric Chair Jokes

Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

he was a bad conductor.

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Bad Conductor Jokes More Bad Conductor Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!