What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

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No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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Ramen.

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3 blind mice.

Why does 7 make 6 nervous?

7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.

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Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

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Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.