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What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

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What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

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What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

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How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

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Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.