What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

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What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation?

TBC

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Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

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Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

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Why can't white girls finish their sentences?

Because they can't even

Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop

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What is the longest?

Life without parole

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.