What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

What the sound of a rainbow laughing?

Hue hue hue hue

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Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

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What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.