What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!

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What do you find in a pumpkins pants?

A Halloweenie!

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

Are you sure it's mine "

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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

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Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!

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Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

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Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.