Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

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Rainbow Jokes More Rainbow Jokes

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

la Mode

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!