Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

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Rainbow Jokes More Rainbow Jokes

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!