Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.
Someone's losing a trailer.
Chevy Chase.
Thinking you are following someone.
Turkey
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
Coup.
Quack! Quack! Quack!"
It's straight ahead, just my finger".
They never stop to ask directions.
A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...
Co-worker: *Gives 20 minute dissertation on their gastro infection*
Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
Your mom.
Because they're both roasted
