Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's in a white mans pants and more than 4 inches long?

Nothing

What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!"

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the doctor say to the angry midget?

I'm going to ask you to be a little patient."

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

What's a golfer's favourite song?

Fairway to Heaven