Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

End Jokes More End Jokes

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common?

Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What is Rickon Stark's favourite band ?

One Direction.

What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction?

Wong Wei

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff