Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

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How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise."

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

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Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

Retrain Jokes More Retrain Jokes

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.