So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.
Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.
Because he was good at pulling weed
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
Micromanagement!
They don't want to have to retrain them.
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.