Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

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How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

Why didn't the bunny hop?

No bunny knows... :(

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What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

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Why can't Asians make white babies?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

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How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.