Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

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What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey"

Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

Why can't two Asians make a Caucasian?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

Why do Asians have squinty eye balls?

Because Atomic Bombs are pretty bright...

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Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)