Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

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Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

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Why can't two Asians have a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

What do you call someone who is racist against Asians?

Riceist.

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.