What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey"

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Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What do you call a black guy who sells flowers?

A florist.

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why do bees buzz ?

Because they can't whistle !

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What did the spider say to the bee ?

Your honey or your life !

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)