What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey"

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you call a judge that only gives innocent veredicts because he gave up on law school and knows nothing?

a quitter.

How much does a birdhouse cost?

I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!