What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey"

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How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Where does a bee put its stinger?

In its honey

How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home."

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.