Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written : Open here.

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

because he had no knees

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

Salad Dress Jokes More Salad Dress Jokes

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff