Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

Salad Dress Jokes More Salad Dress Jokes

Why was the tomato blushing?

Because he saw the salad dressing.

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.