He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
Never mind...it's tearable
This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.
Because on top of it was written : Open here.
Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*
2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.
To keep here legs closed.
Cancer. ( )
because he had no knees
Because he had no depth perception.
PETA
Stroganoff