Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

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How many babies does it take to open a door?

Depends how hard you throw them.

Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What's the best place to hide a boy?

Page two of Google

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

Salad Dress Jokes More Salad Dress Jokes

Why was the tomato blushing?

Because he saw the salad dressing.

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.