Because he saw the salad dressing.
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She saw the salad dressing.
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
Neverland Ranch.
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!
Lack-toes intolerant
You need to get ahead of lettuce
Because it's all heart.
He drowned them in the morning.
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
A really good watch.
The mooovies. pls tell to friends.
The big hand touches the little hand.
When the big hand touches the little one.
Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.
It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.
A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
Removed
They might trip on the string.
To be sure to be sure
