Salad Dress Jokes

Why was the tomato blushing?

Because he saw the salad dressing.

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What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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Stroganoff.

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

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What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

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Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

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What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the cowboy want a Weiner dog?

To get a long little doggy.

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

Neverland Ranch Jokes More Neverland Ranch Jokes

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids?

A dislocated hipster.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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