Salad Dress Jokes

Why was the tomato blushing?

Because he saw the salad dressing.

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What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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What would you call Macaulay Culkin if he was black?

Homie alone

What is Macaulay Culkin's favorite cheese?

Provolone

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What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

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What is a Jawa's favorite food?

Poutini!

What is a Jawa's favorite vegetable?

Zucchini

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What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar