Salad Dress Jokes

Why was the tomato blushing?

Because he saw the salad dressing.

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What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator.

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

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What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

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What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Recipe Jokes More Recipe Jokes

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

Macaulay Culkin Jokes More Macaulay Culkin Jokes

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin?

He wasn't hot enough.