What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?

Tyrone

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Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute

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How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

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Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.