What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

What is not the answer to this question?

Not this.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator