What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

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What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

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What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

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How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.