What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

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What's the difference between a redneck, and a SJW?

A redneck's trigger actually does something

What's the difference between a black person and a monkey?

Nothing

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Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

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How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

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How do you catch a refrigerator?

Well then you better go catch it! Hahaaa

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink