What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

House Jokes More House Jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.