What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

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Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

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Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.