What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!