What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

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What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

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What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

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Target

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What's are pirates favorite kind of weapon?

RRRRtillary.

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A weapon of mast destruction.

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What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

Civil Engineer Jokes More Civil Engineer Jokes

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.