What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

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What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

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What do lesbians use to get on top of a building?

A scissor lift.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!

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What should you use to make a boat explode?

A weapon of mast destruction.

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

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What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

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What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.