Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.
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A scissor lift.
That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.
Because there's Targets around every corner.
Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!
A weapon of mast destruction.
A salt rifle.
A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.
One builds weapons and the other build targets.