What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

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How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

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Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

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Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks?

A bow.

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What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

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What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.