What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

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What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

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Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

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What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What do somolian pirates use as weapons?

Arrrrpg's

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What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

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What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.