Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

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What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Both of their biggest hits were the wall.

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

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Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

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Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.