Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

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What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.