Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

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How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

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How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

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What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few