What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

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What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

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What do you call a white man on fire?

A firecracker!

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

Cancer can get jobs

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

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What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

via sticky notes

What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.

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What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

What do you call a group of squids?

a *squad*