What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

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What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

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What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

Bad Way Jokes More Bad Way Jokes

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.

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What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

What do you call a group of squids?

a *squad*