What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you do when you lose your Kia car?

You go Soul-searching.

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Bad Way Jokes More Bad Way Jokes

What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

via sticky notes

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

Squad Jokes More Squad Jokes

What do you call a group of squids?

a *squad*

What do you call a group of squid?

A squad