What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Who's there ! Bossy ! Bossy who ?

Bossy just fired me !

Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job?

For Catcalling

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

Bad Way Jokes More Bad Way Jokes

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

via sticky notes

Squad Jokes More Squad Jokes

What do you call a group of squids?

a *squad*

What do you call a group of squid?

A squad