What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

Cancer can get jobs

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.