What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

Cancer can get jobs

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What did the black guy get on his SATs?

Barbecue Sauce

What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"