What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

Cancer can get jobs

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.

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What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.