What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

Cancer can get jobs

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

How do you describe getting cancer on your resume?

As a real growth opprotunity

What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call three hundred white guys chasing a black guy?

The PGA tour.

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.