What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

Cancer can get jobs

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the blind, paraplegic kid get for his christmas?

cancer

How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What's the differce between a black guy and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four!

How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy?

It depends on how big his plantation is.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb?

None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!