What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

What did the blind, def and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.