What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are black people tall?

Because they knee grows..

Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.