What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs

What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Nobody knows, there's no light.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

Whatever happened to the Bob the Builder kids show?

Handy Manny took his job.