What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

They'll have no one to sell it to.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.