What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

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What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

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What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !

What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.

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Why is the number 6 always angry?

Because 789

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ?

A spinning wheel !

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What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

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What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.