What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

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What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

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Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?

Because it was haulin' oats.

Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

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What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.