One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.
I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.
A: Half a measure.
Cancer.
Their balls are only for decoration.
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.
Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"
My zipper.
Because it was haulin' oats.
Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:
Christmas music will still be playing next year.
