Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
Me: Let's not rush things, OK
Because he wanted to get more definition.
I ain't no snitch.
the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41
It promotes equality.
It's sin-ful. self made joke
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
They thought 7 was pretty odd.
A 6 pack and a potato.
Sub humans.
A foot long
The waiter replies "About 12 inches."
Because then it'd be a foot!
He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
Apartheid America. What's white on the bottom and black on top A prison shower.