Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
A: He wanted to work overtime.
A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines
A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that
I dunno, ask the Kids.
An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high
Boo man! Boo!
Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.
She heard he was a cowpuncher!
Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.
They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...
Missile Toe!
They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.
Because then it would be a foot
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.
When they get too old.
They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
Apartheid America. What's white on the bottom and black on top A prison shower.
