Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch
They wanted to hit the high Cs.
asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones
He heard they were Pro-Pain.
Krillex.
That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.
The Boston marathon finish line.
a sub-woofer!!!
A Subway full of live ones.
Nothing
Because then it would be a foot
When they get too old.
He dumped his girlfriend.
They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
Because prison showers aren't very good...
