Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.
When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"
Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!
When somebody asks for a raise
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar
A pimp
Because 7 was mean. Get it?
A pedometer
You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".
Nothing.
Because then it would be a foot
He dumped his girlfriend
He went to Jared.
They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
Apartheid America. What's white on the bottom and black on top A prison shower.
Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.
