What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

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Hey, wanna hear a joke?

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?

Because 7 8 9 A

What is 6 afraid of 7?

Because size matters.

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What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

What's 12 inches long and white?

Nothing.

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Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

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Why do black men smell bad?

Because prison showers aren't very good...

What's black on the bottom and white on top?

Apartheid America. What's white on the bottom and black on top A prison shower.