Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
Let's be avenue.'
What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail
When you ask them "2+2 is ?":
Two fingers.
Both are a play on words.
Because 7, 10, 11!
He was Bjorn again
A: It's meow-sic to their ears!
Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.
Because 7 8 9 A
It was obvious he was kidding.
A metro-gnome
Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!
The waiter replies "About 12 inches."
He dumped his girlfriend.
That he only has a 6 inch.
They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
Because prison showers aren't very good...
