Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
They want Gore in 2000.
He wanted to get his Car tuned
she asks. "Because it's below C level."
asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."
Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.
The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "
6 Below
A 6 pack and a potato.
He thought they had delivery service.
They both exaggerate the length.
She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!
Nothing.
He went to Jared
Oh wait, there is.
They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
Because prison showers aren't very good...
Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.