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Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

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What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

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Why didn't the XML goto the Gym?

Because it couldn't be parsed.

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What did the HTML coding dog say?

Href Href!