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Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

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Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

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When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

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Why didn't the XML goto the Gym?

Because it couldn't be parsed.

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What did the HTML coding dog say?

Href Href!

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