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Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

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What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you

What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

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How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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Why didn't the XML goto the Gym?

Because it couldn't be parsed.

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What did the HTML coding dog say?

Href Href!