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Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

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Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

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Why do you call these girls broads?

Cause I don't wanna be specific

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes (xpost r/imgoingtohellforthis)

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Why didn't the XML goto the Gym?

Because it couldn't be parsed.

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What did the HTML coding dog say?

Href Href!

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