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How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

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Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens

Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

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How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

What did one train track say to the opposite track?

Wanna race?

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Why didn't the XML goto the Gym?

Because it couldn't be parsed.

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What did the HTML coding dog say?

Href Href!

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