Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?

Because it had nobody.

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Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

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Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled?

Slow dance.