Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?

Because it had nobody.

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Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

It's near-humerus.

How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

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What's a down syndrome's kids favorite thing to do at prom?

Slow Dancing.

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!