Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?

Because it had nobody.

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Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

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What's a down syndrome's kids favorite thing to do at prom?

Slow Dancing.

Why did the skeleton not go to his prom?

he had noBODY to go with.