A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

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I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

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Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

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Because they take a fence to that.

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Namaste

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Namaste.

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A milk dud!

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Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'