What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows do when they're introduced?

They give each other a milk shake!

Why do cows poop carrots?

BECAUSE THEY'RE CARROT COWS!!!

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What's worse than a Redditor walking into a bar?

The Holocaust.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and this joke?

The Holocaust was funny.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk?

Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder