What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

What's worse than a Redditor walking into a bar?

The Holocaust.

What is worse than the earthquake in Italy?

The Holocaust.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent