What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

What do you call the survivors of the holocaust?

Residue.

What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.