What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

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What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

Where are things that are very average produced?

The satis-factory.

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What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !