What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

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What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

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How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

What does CPA stand for?

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What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !