What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song?

Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

Udder Failure Jokes More Udder Failure Jokes

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.