What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

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Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.

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What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

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What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

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What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!