What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

Where are things that are very average produced?

The satis-factory.

Udder Failure Jokes More Udder Failure Jokes

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.