What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

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What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

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What do you call a factory that produces quality goods?

A satisfactory

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

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What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.