What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

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What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

How does Darth Vader like his milk?

warm

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Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

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What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.