How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

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How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

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What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

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What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

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Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

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What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

Peasant Jokes More Peasant Jokes

What did the peasant say when he went surfing in the Russian Revolution?

Serf's up!

What do peasants do in their spare time?

They serf