How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

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How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Juan

How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

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How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

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Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

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Why did peasants hate knights' outfits?

Because everyone hates chain mail.

What do peasants do in their spare time?

They serf