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YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!
When you don't use a condom.