How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1

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How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

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How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

What did number 2 say to number 1?

you're an odd fellow