How many indie bands does it take to change a light bulb?

Eh, it's some number you've probably never heard of.

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How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes 7 years.

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.