How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

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How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

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How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

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What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

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What's a holocaust?

And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.