How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard