How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

because they are very touching

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.