Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

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What do you call a German who cringes a lot?

Vince

What do you call a silly, apathetic German boy?

Agoofaloofagus

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How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

How do blonde brain cells die?

Alone.

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Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

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How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

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How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

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Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.