Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

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Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

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Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?

A: Because she was in the non-friction section.

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

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Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.