Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

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What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

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Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

When/why do feminists hate cannibals?

When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.

Old Habit Jokes More Old Habit Jokes

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.