Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

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What do you call the Mother Superior of a corrupt convent?

Nun the Wiser

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

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What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

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Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard