Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

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Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

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Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

What does a Browns fan say to a robber?

I hate the steelers.

Old Habit Jokes More Old Habit Jokes

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.