Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

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What do you call the Mother Superior of a corrupt convent?

Nun the Wiser

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

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Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Old Habit Jokes More Old Habit Jokes

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.