What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

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What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing, they've never been together!

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

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What do you call a cow with no right legs?

Lean beef.

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

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Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

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What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.