What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

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What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.

What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing, they've never been together!

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What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

What do you call a cow with no right legs?

Lean beef.

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What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

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Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.