What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

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Leave Leg Jokes More Leave Leg Jokes

What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing, they've never been together!

What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.

Right Leg Jokes More Right Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with no right legs?

Lean beef.

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Where's the middle of nowhere?

It's three letters in. "H".

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....