What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

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What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.