What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

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What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

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Kurt and Rod

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She's got no legs.

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Names

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Natalie Wood.

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A levi-tater.

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She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

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Bring it to a bool.

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The back of her head.

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When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

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4 or 5.

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I feel positively charged!

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What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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Circuit training.

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A Curtis-y flush

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

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Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!