What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

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Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

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What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry :D

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Why did the integer drown?

Because it can't float.

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

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Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

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What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

Ann Jokes More Ann Jokes

Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

Who's there ! Ann ! Ann who ?

Ann-onymous !