Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.
Christmas music will still be playing next year.
None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
When you pull the ring off, your house goes away
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.
I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)
Because they can get their whole grains.
Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.
He was an Ursa Major
So he could spend a semester a broad.
The Apey-cees!
Holm School