Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.
Because they can spend years at sea.
Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.
Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
Banner.
She needed more concentration.
A humdred !
Diagon alley
Wi' jam in
Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan
If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
A: Boxing