Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

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What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

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Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

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Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.