Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?

Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year.

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards?

A woman in her place...

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

When/why do feminists hate cannibals?

When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.

What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!