What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

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What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.

Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

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Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.