What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

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What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

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What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"

Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

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How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.