What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

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Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

What is the difference between a millennial and a gun?

A gun only has one trigger.

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Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.