What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"

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Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

What did some kids call him?

A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)

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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

What's a rapper's favorite candy?

Eminems.