Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

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When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

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What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

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What do you call an Italian guy wearing a flourescent track suit?

A DayGlo Dago

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Sleeveless Shirt Jokes More Sleeveless Shirt Jokes

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone