Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

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Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

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What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

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What do you call a baby born feet first?

a c-section.

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

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What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

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Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.