Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

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What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

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Why are black people always wrong?

They have no rights.

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

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How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone