Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

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Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

Why do people buy expensive rims?

they're investing in wheel estate.

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What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

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What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

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Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

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Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Sleeveless Shirt Jokes More Sleeveless Shirt Jokes

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.