Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

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Who here likes Olympic Frisbees?

Discus.

When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

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What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

Why do black people always say "I know right"?

Because they have no right.

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.