Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

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Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

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What did one druid say to the other?

Bear with me...

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

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What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.