What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.