What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

Where do bears store their military weapons?

In bearracks.

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Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

Why do liberal courts don't work?

Because they don't like to judge anyone.

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When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !