What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What do you call a PED for bears?

Polaroids.

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When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.

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Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.