What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge?

A just duet.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.