What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis

What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!