How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

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What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!