How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

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How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.

How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

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How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.