How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

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How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

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Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.