Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.