Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.