Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

Normal

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.