Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo