Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.