Lactose Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out?

BEST MIME EVER!

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.