What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.