What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!