What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

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What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

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How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett