What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

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What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

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What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

Why did the scarecrow receive an award?

because he was out standing in his field.

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Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.