How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

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Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

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What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!"

Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

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Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos