How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

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What do Limas Sweed and Bruce Jenner have in common?

Neither can keep track of their balls

Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.

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How much for the best friend?

Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.

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ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

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It was x-axis

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

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How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos