What did one bunny say to the other bunny?

There's a sale on at the carrot store!

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What do you call a pickle on sale?

A sweet Dill.

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love"